Funny quote

“If you listen closely enough you can pin point the exact moment the shit hits the fan.”

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Quote

“Your dreams are not your own. They are the forgotten cries of souls long since departed from this world. It is time for you to find peace like they once did, forgo embellishing your lingering will. Let go of the pain to which you hold, come now child, embrace the voids sweet release.” – The Heart of Chaos

Funny

“I’m not saying you’re a cunt, what I’m saying is that I’m a cunt and that I can spot my ilk a mile off.”

This had me in stitches as the other person had no idea what was said, so they pretend to get it.

People really are idiots these days.