“If you listen closely enough you can pin point the exact moment the shit hits the fan.”
A peaceful countryside
Such a quiet & beautiful scene
Let’s put a road through it
Why is it that people will never actually tell you what’s wrong?
Why is it that you always have to guess?
Why is it that when you guess correctly they don’t want to talk about it and yet when you get it wrong you’re an insensitive ass who doesn’t know them at all?
Fucks sake people, stop being so damn difficult.
“I’m not saying you’re a cunt, what I’m saying is that I’m a cunt and that I can spot my ilk a mile off.”
This had me in stitches as the other person had no idea what was said, so they pretend to get it.
People really are idiots these days.
My body is a temple
By the looks of things an ancient one at that
Seriously, bits are falling off left, right and centre
Not to mention the smallest motion is follow day the loudest creaks and cracks
Then there’s the constant fear of collapsing
Yep, it’s an old one alright.
Fall six times, get up seven
To be honest I’d rather just stay here on the floor
The sky is quite pretty from this angle
In a movie that would have been the start of a Romantic Comedy
In real life it’s nothing more than the waitress dropping a tray on me
Is it any wonder I have unrealistically high expectations of how to meet the love of my life