Difficulty Level – People

Why is it that people will never actually tell you what’s wrong?
Why is it that you always have to guess?
Why is it that when you guess correctly they don’t want to talk about it and yet when you get it wrong you’re an insensitive ass who doesn’t know them at all?

Fucks sake people, stop being so damn difficult.

Funny

“I’m not saying you’re a cunt, what I’m saying is that I’m a cunt and that I can spot my ilk a mile off.”

This had me in stitches as the other person had no idea what was said, so they pretend to get it.

People really are idiots these days.

The Voice in Your Head

“Is that me?”
….”Me I hear filled with dread and fear. The negative view to scorn and sear.”
“Is that they?”
….”They who, the infinite they, always they, because they say a lot don’t you know.”
“Is that you?”
….”You I hear whispering in my ear. Those sweet words I want so dear.”
“Of all the voices in my head, yours is my favourite, even though it’s not my own.”

Especially as it’s not my own.”